[that sucks]
[Time: 4'30"]
[Lyrics: Thom Woodley, Andy Wagner]
[First performed September 18, 1998 -- show #13]
[Unreleased on record thus far]
[Tim: electric bass, Nevin: violin, vocals, Kort: bouzouki, Jamie: percussion, vocals, Andy: accordion, vocals, Thom: guitar, vocals]


About everything that sucks. The lyrics change, but here's our favorite set so far.


have you ever been having a really great dream, and you wake up right before the best part?

that sucks!

have you ever tried to trim your sideburns but you trim one too much, then you have to even them out?

that sucks!

it sucks when this song gets stuck in your head
it sucks when all that's on tv is mr. ed
it sucks when you drop the accordion on your foot

it sucks when the bartenders tell me i'm too young
it sucks when i get a yeast infection on my tongue
it sucks when my roommate comes home drunk and pinches my butt

have you ever lugged all your clothes downstairs to do laundry, but some fat girl's using all the machines?
that bitch!

she sucks!

have you ever been singing alone in your car, and then another call pulls up, and you look like an idiot?

that sucks!

have you ever captured james bond,
told him your evil world domination scheme,
then put him in a deathtrap from which he promptly escapes?
that bitch!

he sucks!

it sucks when you smack your head against the car door
it sucks when have to work at the Phar-Mor
it sucks when your cousin throws up all over your Nintendo 64

it sucks when your date gets hit by a truck, well actually that happened to Matt Lipschutz.

it sucks when you get gum stuck in your hair
it sucks when you get gum stuck on the cat
it sucks when you get the cat stuck in your hair,
that's probably never happened to you, but trust me it sucks.

it sucks when you go to the dining commons specifically to get a smoothie,
and the overprices bastards don't even have them!

it sucks when you've had a really bad day. then to top it off, you run over a baby.

that sucks.


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